HateBreed

Here is another bit of fucknuttery, brought to you once again by the Kansas fundamentalists who desecrate the funeral ceremonies of those they know absolutely nothing about, whom they judge without mercy, picket without effectiveness, and falsely represent a loving God through hateful acts.

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February 7, 2008 - CHICAGO (WBBM) -- The fundamentalist Kansas church that pickets at funerals of American soldiers is planning to demonstrate at the funerals of two of the victims of the Lane Bryant massacre in Tinley Park.WBBM's Steve Miller reports.It's there on the Web site of the Westboro Baptist Church of Kansas. Under "Upcoming Picket Schedule" for this Saturday.To picket the funeral of 22-year-old Sarah Szafranski at St. Damian Catholic Church in Oak Forest.And then to picket the funeral of 37-year-old Connie Woolfolk at Leak and Sons Funeral Home in Country Club Hills.Why?Oak Forest Mayor Joann Kelly isn't sure, but she's heard one possible explanation. "That it may be because of the kind of customers that go to Lane Bryant. And that in some cases they may have an objection to some of the clientele."Specifically, she says, transsexuals and transvestites who may shop there.Both Oak Forest and Country Club Hills received letters yesterday from the church, saying that members planned a peaceful protest at the funerals.Both towns say they'll have extra police on the scene.
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How their hypocrisy knows no bounds. They should make sure to also picket the following items, which I am sure they find to be sinful and damnable and on a one-way ticket to HELL:

• Closets - everyone knows GAYS COME OUT OF CLOSETS - bolt them shut - bolt them ALL SHUT!!!!
• Red Lipstick, Anything Red - because everyone knows red is the harlot's color - WHORES! WHORES! WHORES! DIRTY SINNING WHORES! SINNING WHORES IN RED! THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!
• Rainbows - because they appear in the sky and are beautiful and natural and represent THE GAY GAY GAY COMMUNITY!!! Therefore, rainbows are the devil! FLAMING DEVILS that occur naturally with moisture & light!
• Milk - because it comes from a cow's teets which can be extracted by touching the teets - this may as well be BESTIALITY! COW-PUMPING SINNNNNERRRRRS! SINS THROUGH MOLESTING OF THE SHE-COW!
• Television - because many shows are created, directed, produced or acted in by JEWS OR GAYS! OR GAY JEWS! OR JEWS PORTRAYING GAYS OR GAYS PORTRAYING JEWS PORTRAYING GAYS! BLASPHEMY!
• Picket signs (men only) - because holding the stick that holds up the picket sign is symbolic of holding onto a man's penis!!!! MEN CAN ONLY HOLD UP THE SIDES OF A POSTER WITH BOTH HANDS (representative of holding up a woman's boobs with both hands, which is acceptable if only within the confines of marriage).
• Their Brains - because everyone knows it is SINFUL AND PRIDEFUL TO RELY ON ONE'S OWN UNDERSTANDING - THEY MUST RELY ON THE PASTOR TO INTERPRET THE BIBLE AND DO NOT QUESTION THEM! ALSO, DO NOT READ THE BIBLE - THEY MIGHT MISUNDERSTAND THE MESSAGE OF THE GOSPEL TO BE LOVE.
• 3:00 A.M. - because someone told a friend who mentioned to the pastor that this is THE OFFICIAL WITCHING HOUR - WHEN GAYS AND HARLOTS AND OTHER SINNERS ARE EITHER SLEEPING OR AWAKE - BLASPHEMY! BURN THE WITCH AND HER HOUR! OUR CLOCKS GO FROM 2AM STRAIGHT TO 4AM!

CALL TO ACTION: If anyone has any other bullet points they wish to add to this "Fundamentalist To-Picket List" please post a comment to this blog.

While I poke fun at the ignorance of such a group, it really is not funny when it comes down to it. We need to stomp out the intolerance - but how do we do that? By being examples of complete love and the harder they force their hate, the more we should love them. A tough assignment, I know. And also, they should maybe not breed ; )